Damn right I’m qualify that this article for REAL MEN. You may very well believe you are a male fashionista or whatever the male equivalent is to that term, but then you have probably violated at least four of the seven things listed in which case, you’re probably Justin Bieber.
For the rest of us, these are just a few things to avoid when making that annual trip to the store to update the wardrobe. And of course, if you shop for clothing more often then I’d imagine you’ve violated at least three of the seven things listed here in which case you’re probably reading this while getting a pedicure and a seaweed bath.
Anyway… MEN… don’t make these mistakes with your fashion.
What can I say, I can’t stand them. They’re ok on women but even then I’m just barely able to accept them. I absolutely cannot stand them on men. There is nothing masculine about them. You can’t even pretend that they’re anything but the results of you watching too many episodes of Sex in the City with your significant other and somehow thinking you understand fashion.
Stop it. And for extra credit let’s add in sagging jeans. Stop it.
Sandals with Socks
This is a pet peeve of mine. I cannot understand why a man would decide to wear sandals then put a pair of socks on as well. It defeats the purpose of wearing sandals. You’re supposed to let your feet feel the cool breeze of the summer air. If your feet look that bad then spend a few dollars to get them cleaned up or better yet, wear loafers.
Is this really a fashion trend or something that celebrities do to be different? Either way, it doesn’t take hanging a quilt around your neck to make a fashion statement. How is it even comfortable to have that much fabric draped around your head? I’m surprised no one has gotten themselves killed in the subway wearing that crap. So before anything tragic happens, let’s leave the blankets on the bed.
Um… yeah… don’t do that.
In 1938 Author Neville Chamberlain signed the Munich Agreement that ceded the Sudetenland region of Czechoslovakia to Germany. No one could imagine Hitler would escalate his madness to such a horrific level. Over the decades several atrocities have occurred with such pace that it left us paralyzed for some time before we could respond.
This time, however, the abomination unleashed upon mankind is evident and we must respond with swift condemnation. If meggings does not represent one of the four horsemen, then it certainly represents one of the greatest weapons of mass destructions ever invented by man. Don’t be a part of the apocalypse, reject meggins.
Wearing Suit Jackets off the rack
You simply can’t do this. Rarely does a suit fit perfectly and that’s because the jacket sizes are an amalgamation of many sizes within a given range. Spend the extra forty bucks to get it tailored to your body frame. If you’re not sure how your suit should fit, start here and work your way up.by